The Republic of Ynn9 is a colossal, efficient nation, remarkable for its pith helmet sales, ban on automobiles, and state-planned economy. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.489 billion Ynn9ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. The average income tax rate is 69.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ynn9ian economy, worth 357 trillion francs a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient black market in Arms Manufacturing, Trout Farming, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an impressive 102,331 francs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Minor parties are virtually absent in Parliament, books are often used as kindling, diplomats agree to the terms and conditions of peace treaties without reading them, and the nation's space program is doxxing the planet. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynn9's national animal is the dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Ynn9 is ranked 35,064^th in the world and 87^th in K16 for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 50.37 on the Kitten Softness Rating.