The Republic of Ynn29 is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its infamous sell-swords, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate population of 3.55 billion Ynn29ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 42.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Ynn29ian economy, worth 355 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 100,018 rubles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Air purifiers fight smoke machines on Ynn29ian stage setups, pretending to be prejudiced is a good way to get out of jury duty, it is now illegal for teens to view any sites except Club Kitten and My Little Donkey, and radio stations are forbidden to play anything with too much drum or bass. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ynn29's national animal is the giraffe, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Ynn29 is ranked 199,951^st in the world and 9^th in K16 for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.66 percentage of bribes refused.