The Tech Support of Yith PL is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Emperor with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 1.845 billion Yith PLians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Penguin Logistics. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 36.1%.
The strong Yith PLian economy, worth 93.4 trillion LMDS a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 50,645 LMDS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 189,815 per year while the poor average 9,448, a ratio of 20.1 to 1.
Pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools, people's charity begins and ends at home, and park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yith PL's national animal is the Unknown, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Yith PL is ranked 187,579th in the world and 10th in Penguin Logistics for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 209.72 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.
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Yith PL, park rangers perform full-body searches on suspected fungus smugglers.
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Yith PL, people's charity begins and ends at home.
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Yith PL, armed police are cracking down on untaxed collectable-card-trading in local junior schools.
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Yith PL, pharmaceutical companies emphatically promise that "your pills are in the mail" rather than admit any supply shortfall.
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Yith PL, half-submerged and flooded seaside hotels are technically still next to the beach.
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Yith PL, a major religion has been named as Yith PL's national religion.
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Yith PL was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
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Yith PL, even in the most hardened climate scientists break down at the sound of a single drop of rain.
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Yith PL, corporations cut costs by taking away safety-features on their products.
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Yith PL, patriots insist that size does matter.












