The Kingdom of Yisroel is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by King Yaakov II with an even hand, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 19.214 billion Yisroelis are free to succeed or fail in life on their own merits; the successful tend to enjoy an opulent (but moralistic) lifestyle, while the failures can be seen crowding out most jails.

The relatively small, moralistic, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Spirituality. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.3%.

The powerhouse Yisroelian economy, worth a remarkable 1,770 trillion Yisraeli New Shekels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 92,155 Yisraeli New Shekels, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,468 per year while the poor average 22,351, a ratio of 13.0 to 1.

The government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, tipsy fans frequently invite themselves to the board meetings of sports clubs, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, and sheep-like political loyalists repeat the mantra "one wheel bad, three wheels good". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Yisroel's national animal is the Hoopoe, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yisroel is ranked 220,229^th in the world and 20^th in Ajax for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.71 percentage of bribes refused.