The Eighth Proxy of Yi Sui is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Yi with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, barren, inhospitable landscape, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-working population of 1.419 billion Yi Suians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.7%.

The very strong Yi Suian economy, worth 73.2 trillion Wens a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 51,578 Wens, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 203,124 per year while the poor average 8,885, a ratio of 22.9 to 1.

Grazing lands are filled with cattle wearing odd-looking anti-pollution devices, women don't report crimes to the emergency services for fear of being arrested, citizens are exhausted from weekly general elections, and government employees have reverted to carrier pigeon due to never-ending virus scans. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yi Sui's national animal is the Sui, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yi Sui is ranked 247,276^th in the world and 37^th in Sui for Least Corrupt Governments, with 91.48 percentage of bribes refused.