| Population | 3.209 billion |
| Capital | Amiabletown |
| Leader | Sayess Tumee |
| Faith | Avid Fawning |
| Currency | yup |
| Animal | lemon shark |
The Agreeable Nation of Yesmana is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Sayess Tumee with an iron fist, and remarkable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 3.209 billion Yesmanans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Healthcare, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amiabletown. The average income tax rate is 79.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but stagnant Yesmanan economy, worth 58.1 trillion yups a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 18,105 yups, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
National robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children, and kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yesmana's national animal is the lemon shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Avid Fawning.
Yesmana is ranked 39,365th in the world and 6th in Seven To Many for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 49.62 on the Kitten Softness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Yesmana, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
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Yesmana, classes are regularly interrupted by drunken children.
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Yesmana, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
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Yesmana, national robo-pastors have declared 42 to be the answer to all our woes.
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Yesmana, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers.
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Yesmana lodged a message on the Seven To Many Regional Message Board.
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Yesmana, citizens spend more time learning about obscure religions than they do working.
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Yesmana lodged a message on the Seven To Many Regional Message Board.
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Yesmana, the jails are alive with the sound of birdsong.
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Yesmana, bars are packed at all hours.






