The Dominion of Yes I DiDi is a very large, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 489 million That Guy from the DiDi Ads are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.
The minute, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of DiDitopia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.4%.
The powerhouse Yes I DiDian economy, worth 33.1 trillion Flutes a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Basket Weaving, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 67,677 Flutes, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 215,161 per year while the poor average 16,209, a ratio of 13.3 to 1.
Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to DiDitopia to enjoy their national art, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, and Yes I DiDi has designated DiDitopia as its capital city. Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yes I DiDi's national animal is the Orange Leprechaun, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Yes I DiDi is ranked 311,491st in the world and 1,657th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring -6.32 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.
National Happenings
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Yes I DiDi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and Rudest Citizens and the Top 10% for Highest Disposable Incomes.
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Yes I DiDi changed its national capital to "DiDitopia" and its demonym to "That Guy from the DiDi Ad".
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Yes I DiDi, Yes I DiDi has designated Yes I DiDi City as its capital city.
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Yes I DiDi, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
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Yes I DiDi, nighttime sightings of raccoons sporting Circle-A patches and bandanna masks are on the rise.
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Yes I DiDi, Maxtopian tourists make expensive pilgrimages to Yes I DiDi City to enjoy their national art.
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Yes I DiDi, it's rare to find an unchewed pencil.
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Yes I DiDi was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.
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Yes I DiDi, Yes I DiDians caught jaywalking often have their houses seized by the police.
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Yes I DiDi, professional athletes juggle part-time jobs to avoid bankruptcy.















