The Constitutional Principality of Yellowfields is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Princess Buttercup with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, zero percent divorce rate, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 7.992 billion Yellowfieldsians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Welfare, with Education, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Amarillo. The average income tax rate is 29.5%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Yellowfieldsian economy, worth 450 trillion buttercups a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Soda Sales, and Woodchip Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 56,263 buttercups, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Yellowfields is considered superior to that of other nations, the government seeks peaceful forum with terrorists, politicians can be condescending (which by the way means "showing an attitude of patronising superiority"), and the Messiah (formerly known as Brian) is a mayoral candidate. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yellowfields's national animal is the goldfish, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Yellowfields is ranked 90,062^nd in the world and 7^th in Brazen for Safest, scoring 86.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.