The State of YeGone is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The cynical population of 31.176 billion YeGoneans are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 52.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The YeGonean economy, worth a remarkable 1,488 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 47,744 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, the mob and the police have had numerous clashes in the back alleys of YeGone's cities recently due to the government's steadfast anti-casino stance, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and YeGone has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. YeGone's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

YeGone is ranked 137,023^rd in the world and 4^th in Gabon for Most Primitive, scoring -46.26 on the Scary Big Number Scale.