The Republic of Yarrrrrrr is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.71 billion Yarrrrrrrians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The very strong Yarrrrrrrian economy, worth 149 trillion Dubloons a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,214 Dubloons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 147,013 per year while the poor average 7,802, a ratio of 18.8 to 1.

Military spending recently hit a new high, scientists regularly clone human beings for research purposes, tourists from around the world come to visit the country's famous rainforests, and all writing must pass a censorship board before being allowed on the shelves. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Yarrrrrrr's national animal is the Shark.

Yarrrrrrr is ranked 185,779^th in the world and 3^rd in The Crab Port for Nicest Citizens, with 12 average smiles per day.