The Republic of Yaponese is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kavi Vishtaspa with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory vegetarianism, digital currency, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.084 billion Yaponese are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Blonde Frau City. The average income tax rate is 54.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yaponese economy, worth 387 trillion Yen a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 186,100 Yen, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

Popular websites like NationStates are blocked for "national security", the volume of paperwork used to complete a single environmental assessment defeats the purpose, prisons in Yaponese are the summer homes of murderers, and Kavi Vishtaspa's peyote-induced "let's all just be friends" speech is trending world-wide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yaponese's national animal is the Yaponese Frau and Foxes, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Bon.

Yaponese is ranked 27,389^th in the world and 15^th in India for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.94 law-abiding acts per hour.