The Rising Dawn of Yan Yip is a colossal, orderly nation, notable for its parental licensing program, free-roaming dinosaurs, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, cynical, humorless, devout population of 4.988 billion Yan Yipians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 69.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Yan Yipian economy, worth 576 trillion Hongkong Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,666 Hongkong Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.9 times as much as the poorest.

Pet owners are granted clemency from being ritually sacrificed, wealthy parents-to-be can select their perfect baby, tourists buying prepaid smartphones are arrested for smuggling, and pristine wilderness has been trashed in the quest for cheaper oil. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yan Yip's national animal is the Dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Yan Yip is ranked 18,125^th in the world and 4^th in Kowloon Peninsula for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 55.45 on the Kitten Softness Rating.