The Empire of Yamagoochie47 is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical, devout population of 5.453 billion Yamagoochie47ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Spirituality, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 76.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Yamagoochie47ian economy, worth 61.2 trillion baht a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 11,220 baht, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yamagoochie47's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yamagoochie47 is ranked 150,123^rd in the world and 40^th in Neocortex for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 419.56 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.