The Empire of Yamagoochie0036 is a mammoth, cultured nation, notable for its compulsory military service, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 5.427 billion Yamagoochie0036ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Administration. The average income tax rate is 78.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but stagnant Yamagoochie0036ian economy, worth 27.3 trillion rubles a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 5,022 rubles, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The media have begun calling the government treasury "Leader's stash", buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, sniffer dogs are trained to follow clouds of fruity-smelling vapor, and billions are being spent on a new island airport. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yamagoochie0036's national animal is the giraffe.

Yamagoochie0036 is ranked 248,146^th in the world and 103^rd in Neocortex for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 171.86 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.