The United Socialist States of Yalollodeu is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Chairman Uiri Cetite with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, sprawling nuclear power plants, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 22.389 billion Yalollodeuans are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chaddect. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Yalollodeuan economy, worth a remarkable 1,980 trillion Ralaes a year, is quite specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is 88,458 Ralaes, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 363,059 per year while the poor average 14,229, a ratio of 25.5 to 1.

Dictionary sales have hit an all-time high, aristocracy is given the bird and called out as a lark, Chairman Uiri Cetite toils in solitude while relatives party on a remote tropical island, and bleach is the nation's most common pesticide. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yalollodeu's national animal is the komodo dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Yalollodeu is ranked 309,751^st in the world and 57^th in Lands End for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring -8.58 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.