The Dictatorship of Yajland is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Yajacoatl with an iron fist, and notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, frequent executions, and ritual sacrifices. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 12.924 billion Yajlandians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Education also on the agenda, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Yajadia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Yajlandian economy, worth a remarkable 4,856 trillion Slaves a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 375,792 Slaves, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 2,837,527 per year while the poor average 14,084, a ratio of 201 to 1.

State-run museums boast about their anti-Yajlandian art collections, history lessons resemble a who's-who and how's-how of crime, it's always rabbit season, and you can't ask the government "you and whose army?" when they declare they're going to rob you. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yajland's national animal is the Atheris Hispida, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yajism.

Yajland is ranked 332,440^th in the world and 1^st in Neo Imperious Romana for Nicest Citizens, with 0.06 average smiles per day.