The Random Things of Yahyaz is a titanic, genial nation, ruled by Whoever with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.759 billion Yahyazians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wherever. The average income tax rate is 45.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Yahyazian economy, worth 312 trillion thingamabobs a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 29,067 thingamabobs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

There has been a series of riots between local cannibals and health food advocates, the ruling party has a devil of a time keeping order in the ranks, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, and on graduation day the hats thrown in the air fly high enough to stun passing pigeons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yahyaz's national animal is the sea lion, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Assortment.

Yahyaz is ranked 249,798^th in the world and 8^th in Freshness for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 538.02 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.