The Memelords of Yagonia is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Smokey the Bear with a fair hand, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, suspicion of poets, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 8.531 billion Yagonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 62.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Yagonian economy, worth 878 trillion Yagonian churroes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 102,930 Yagonian churroes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The country behaves just like a group of independent provinces all stacked up under a trench coat, citizens insist that there's no law against standing downwind when marijuana crops are burned off, the nation is committed to nuclear rearmament, and attempts to inform people about their unclaimed property are often mistaken for telephone scams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yagonia's national animal is the Yellow Grizzly bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Anti-communism.

Yagonia is ranked 40,819^th in the world and 53^rd in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 77.38 law-abiding acts per hour.