The Beastar of Yafya is a massive, genial nation, ruled by 500 Cornered Rats with a fair hand, and renowned for its teetotalling pirates, digital currency, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, humorless, devout population of 1.61 billion Yafyans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Police Headquarters. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Yafyan economy, worth 185 trillion Carrots a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 115,524 Carrots, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Reams of paperwork signed in triplicate have taken the magic out of magic, babies are a small but significant export, it's believed that women's brains will overheat if they think for themselves, and deceased politicians spam the public with thousands of AI-generated voicemails. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yafya's national animal is the Three-Fourths Gray Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Tyrannosaurus Rex.

Yafya is ranked 276,328^th in the world and 1^st in Cherryton for Lowest Overall Tax Burden, scoring -68.97 on the Hayek Index.