The Excitation of XX is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Xx with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, enslaved workforce, and stringent health and safety legislation. The cynical, humorless population of 31.197 billion XXians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, moralistic morass — juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xxberg. The average income tax rate is 78.3%.
The frighteningly efficient XXian economy, worth a remarkable 3,072 trillion xxes a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, extremely specialized black market in Beef-Based Agriculture and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 98,496 xxes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.
Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, scientists take credit every time it rains in Renegade Islands Alliance, the same 31197 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Xx's every word on Twitcher, and pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. XX's national animal is the xx, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
XX is ranked 43,403rd in the world and 8th in Renegade Islands Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 73 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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XX was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
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XX, pop stars who make it big overseas are hailed as economic heroes.
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XX, the same 31167 social media bloggers always loudly and immediately agree with Xx's every word on Twitcher.
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XX, scientists take credit every time it rains in Renegade Islands Alliance.
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XX, glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide.
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XX's influence in Renegade Islands Alliance rose from "Squire" to "Apprentice".
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XX, lifelong celibates are surprised to receive government-issue condoms in the post.
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XX, children have nightmares about the eerie red glow and constant whirring of newly-installed machines.
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XX, starving citizens are offered nuclear pasta.
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XX, requests for government aid can be forwarded to the beach.


































