The Federation of Xmonos is a huge, pleasant nation, notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 942 million Xmonians are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The tiny government is primarily concerned with Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Xmonos City. The average income tax rate is 9.0%.

The Xmonosian economy, worth 45.3 trillion XSDS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Retail, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 48,059 XSDS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

There's a bright dawn ahead for Xmonos, girls in elementary school classes gaze longingly at boys playing tag, selling your granddad's clothes requires an incredible amount of paperwork, and imprisonment is the leading cause of disownment. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xmonos's national animal is the Golden Retriever, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xmonos is ranked 232,368^th in the world and 8^th in Supa Squad for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring -5 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.