The Monarchist Federation of Xiburian is a titanic, socially progressive nation, ruled by Kitsuri Egao with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, strictly enforced bedtime, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 17.667 billion Xiburianians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kinsu. The average income tax rate is 14.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Xiburianian economy, worth a remarkable 4,179 trillion Sïs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an amazing 236,547 Sïs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

The government loves seeing the little people fight, gay men commonly complain about their time of the month, counselors have to sign pledges supporting gay rights before they can speak to any patients, and engineers ask liberal arts majors "Do you want fries with that?". Crime is moderate, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Xiburian's national animal is the Yellow Fox, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Guanjinism.

Xiburian is ranked 1,625^th in the world and 4^th in Novo Brasil for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 202,957.4 Standard Monetary Units.