The Republic of XFL Founder is a huge, pleasant nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, irreverence towards religion, and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 219 million XFL Founderians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 12.3%.

The XFL Founderian economy, worth 11.6 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 53,085 pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.6 times as much as the poorest.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar has been banned for advocating gluttony, college students make ends meet by selling their kidneys, punitive tariffs protect local industry, and the death penalty has been reintroduced. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. XFL Founder's national animal is the dolphin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways.

XFL Founder is ranked 26,571^st in the world and 1^st in The XFL for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,864.43 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.