The Progressive Peoples Republic of Xetruriax is a mammoth, orderly nation, ruled by Ignacio Rodrigo with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 7.516 billion Xetruscans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Corrigo. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.7%.

The strong Xetruriaxian economy, worth 417 trillion Cubits a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Basket Weaving. Average income is 55,604 Cubits, with the richest citizens earning 6.7 times as much as the poorest.

Xetruriax has designated Corrigo as its capital city, Ignacio Rodrigo has just been declared ruler of Xetruriax in an international press conference, Ignacio Rodrigo is the self-declared God of all Xetruriax, and balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Xetruriax's national animal is the Jaguar.

Xetruriax is ranked 165,262^nd in the world and 7^th in Nova Minor for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 652.02 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.