The Eternal Planetary Democracy of Xenoslava is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Og Amerikay with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 9.072 billion Xenoslavs have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Industry, and Administration are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sahloknir. The average income tax rate is 68.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Xenoslavan economy, worth a remarkable 1,324 trillion Slices a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,959 Slices, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

According to the latest national census as many as two-thirds of the respondents possibly consider 'violet' their favorite color, a ban on robots in disguise has transformed the entertainment industry, the transition from trojan horses to regular old horses is on track, and brave curators do battle with disorganised government libraries. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xenoslava's national animal is the Bullet Worm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of the Red Wave.

Xenoslava is ranked 99,970^th in the world and 1^st in The Polychud for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 2,927.72 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.