The Galactic Sith Empire of Xemnarius is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Darth Xemnarius with an iron fist, and notable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 32.04 billion Xemnariusians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The minute, corrupt, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is dominated by the Department of Education, with Defense also on the agenda, while Welfare and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zanarkand City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Xemnariusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,039 trillion Zanarkand Credits a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an amazing 250,906 Zanarkand Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The Dragon stadiums are open 24/7, war is made in the name of love, being sent to collections is more dangerous than ever, and musicians are often arrested for saying "oh my God". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xemnarius's national animal is the Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Sith Code.

Xemnarius is ranked 292,135^th in the world and 1^st in Zanarkand for Most Primitive, scoring -1013.82 on the Scary Big Number Scale.