The State of Xavier Prime is a gargantuan, pleasant nation, notable for its irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 17.979 billion Xavier Primeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. The average income tax rate is 10.9%.

The strong Xavier Primean economy, worth 930 trillion betales a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 51,770 betales, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.7 times as much as the poorest.

Voting is voluntary and Xavier Prime has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime is moderate. Xavier Prime's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xavier Prime is ranked 234,359^th in the world and 6^th in Queens for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.88 kickbacks per hour.