The Republic of Xattau is a small, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 40 million Xattauans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Healthcare, Welfare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.5%.

The strong Xattauan economy, worth 1.53 trillion FINNTAS a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Trout Farming, Furniture Restoration, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 38,314 FINNTAS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 246,940 per year while the poor average 2,401, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xattau's national animal is the golinza, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Xattau is ranked 82,709^th in the world and 7^th in Paraisopolis for Least Corrupt Governments, with 93.67 percentage of bribes refused.