The Estado of Xaltocan is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Governor Alfredo Cortés with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 3.937 billion Xaltocanians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nextlalpan. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The strong Xaltocanian economy, worth 220 trillion sols a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 55,899 sols, with the richest citizens earning 6.2 times as much as the poorest.

Catholicism has been named as Xaltocan's national religion, Nextlalpan University is said to be the modern-day Tower of Babel, designer truncheons are the latest law enforcement fashion craze, and a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Xaltocan's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.

Xaltocan is ranked 218,868^th in the world and 1^st in Chihuahua for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 30.21 on the Bus Surprisal Index.