The Disputed Territories of Xalaee is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The cynical population of 1.091 billion Xalais are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 37.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The sizeable but inefficient Xalayan economy, worth 42.3 trillion Mini Bolivars a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 38,768 Mini Bolivars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Elementary school students are required to master Bach's Chaconne in D before graduation, the education system is being cleansed of all corporate influence, well-off serial killers write monthly checks to avoid jail time, and all facts are created equal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xalaee's national animal is the dolphin.

Xalaee is ranked 84,508^th in the world and 1^st in Swewayan Dominions for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 2,654.89 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.