The Democratic Republic of Xahloria is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Marcus Augustus Nawalorian with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, smutty television, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, cheerful population of 9.081 billion Xahlorians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Galactica. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Xahlorian economy, worth a remarkable 1,823 trillion pounds a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 200,783 pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, workers of "fairweather faith" claim six months of paid leave for holy days per year, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and if there's something strange in your neighborhood you call Brancaland. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Xahloria's national animal is the Penguin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is No official Religion.

Xahloria is ranked 1,394^th in the world and 18^th in the West Pacific for Safest, scoring 155.77 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.