The Republic of Xagill6 is a colossal, cultured nation, renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, keen interest in outer space, and strictly enforced bedtime. The hard-nosed, hard-working population of 3.595 billion Xagillians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 29.5%.

The very strong Xagill6ian economy, worth 237 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 65,888 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.9 times as much as the poorest.

School lunches are made with hypo-allergenic wood pulp, law schools are hurrying to teach the "prank defense" to their students, buses are widely regarded as the safest way to travel, and extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Xagill6 is often a lifetime appointment. Crime is moderate, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Xagill6's national animal is the kangaroo.

Xagill6 is ranked 154,460^th in the world and 3^rd in Rocket full of dogs for Smartest Citizens, with 29.33 quips per hour.