The North African Republic of Wydad is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Gamal Abdel Nasser with an even hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, triple-decker prams, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, devout population of 2.654 billion Wydadians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Environment, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Cairo. The average income tax rate is 63.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Wydadian economy, worth 239 trillion Egyptian Pounds a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Basket Weaving, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 90,131 Egyptian Pounds, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, dog breeding has been banned in accordance with recent animal experimentation laws, leakers release information by etching graffiti on bathroom stalls, and community organizers have given up going door to door because nobody is home. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wydad's national animal is the Steppe Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Sunni Islam.

Wydad is ranked 12,703^rd in the world and 1^st in The Eternal Alliance of Arab Nations for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 4,612.55 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.