| Population | 24.761 billion |
| Capital | King of The Ring |
| Leader | Vinny mac |
| Faith | Big Guys |
| Currency | Nxtbits |
| Animal | SportsEntertainment |
The Nation of Domination of WWE Town is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Vinny mac with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, public floggings, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 24.761 billion Non-Workers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Administration also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of King of The Ring. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.8%.
The frighteningly efficient WWE Townian economy, worth a remarkable 9,058 trillion Nxtbits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Gambling. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 365,824 Nxtbits, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,691,729 per year while the poor average 47,725, a ratio of 35.4 to 1.
Exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain, many working fathers have never seen their children, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution, and it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. WWE Town's national animal is the SportsEntertainment, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Big Guys.
WWE Town is ranked 1,584th in the world and 34th in the Rejected Realms for Highest Average Incomes, with 365,824.92 Standard Monetary Units.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, it is still not known if the commander in chief outranks the supreme commander.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, money can't buy happiness but it can buy immunity to prosecution.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, many working fathers have never seen their children.
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WWE Town was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Iron Fist Consumerists".
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, exiles see that the line where the sky meets the sea is just clouds and rain.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, foreign lack of enthusiasm for WWE Townian nose-flute disco metal is seen as a reasonable casus belli.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, self-sufficiency is built on seizing foreign assets.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, one tree's worth of paperwork accompanies each imported log of timber.
- : Following new legislation in
WWE Town, the air force's greatness is based on how many enemies are made during procurement.















































