The Colony of WP33 is a titanic, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 13.18 billion WP33ians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 25.3%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient WP33ian economy, worth 411 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Basket Weaving, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 31,187 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. WP33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

WP33 is ranked 270,997^th in the world and 1^st in Wolf Pack for Most Corrupt Governments, with 0.75 kickbacks per hour.