The Safe Cities of Worryless is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Strongman with an even hand, and renowned for its daily referendums, avant-garde cinema, and suspicion of poets. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 3.22 billion Worrylessians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, moralistic, socially-minded morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Peace of Mind. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The thriving Worrylessian economy, worth 413 trillion left laptops a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 128,116 left laptops, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government has officially clarified that "wee on your hands to save time" does not count as proper hygiene, visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with Strongman, notable individuals are granted land and titles, and citizens are strongly encouraged to breathe less so as to limit the carbon footprint. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worryless's national animal is the tree, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is toughness on crime.

Worryless is ranked 870^th in the world and 2^nd in Panama Papers for Least Corrupt Governments, with 97.7 percentage of bribes refused.