The Capitalist Dystopia of Worm land is a colossal, cultured nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, zero percent divorce rate, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.874 billion Worm landians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 34.5%.

The Worm landian economy, worth 152 trillion shiny roks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, fairly diversified black market in Trout Farming, Basket Weaving, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 53,093 shiny roks, with the richest citizens earning 8.1 times as much as the poorest.

Fraternities are notorious for drunken hooliganism, the government has enacted freedom of information, three-year-olds have tantrums because they don't want to be drainage technicians when they grow up, and demand for gourmet white truffles is on the rise. Crime is well under control, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Worm land's national animal is the worm, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Worm land is ranked 180,809^th in the world and 3^rd in The Sons of Liberty for Most Advanced Law Enforcement, scoring 1,296.89 on the Orwell Orderliness Index.