The Federation of Workers Work Camp is a titanic, orderly nation, ruled by Putin with an iron fist, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, sprawling nuclear power plants, and aversion to nipples. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.137 billion workers are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vladivostok. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 92.1%.

The frighteningly efficient worker economy, worth a remarkable 5,183 trillion dollars a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Woodchip Exports, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 257,388 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

Politicians look weirdly alike, foreign governments regularly accuse the worker military of war crimes, the Gallery of Amusing Cat Photographs is the most popular museum in the country, and the past is set in stone. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Workers Work Camp's national animal is the packhorse, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Full Communism.

Workers Work Camp is ranked 36,616^th in the world and 2^nd in NSLeft for Lowest Crime Rates, with 82.04 law-abiding acts per hour.