The Wooloosian Imperium of Wooloos is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Council for the Ascension of Humanity with an even hand, and notable for its frequent executions, anti-smoking policies, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.354 billion Wooloos are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Terra. The average income tax rate is 73.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Woolosisan economy, worth 360 trillion Wooloo Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 153,191 Wooloo Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers claim that morning paper rounds are performance art, children are disappointed to learn that cavemen never had a yabba-dabba-doo time riding dinosaurs to work, the government is spending billions of taxpayer Wooloo Credits to support "struggling" industries, and students who do not recite the national anthem each morning have to drop and give their teacher 50. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wooloos's national animal is the Wooloo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Church of Crymenathea.

Wooloos is ranked 22,050^th in the world and 30^th in Institute of Cellulose for Lowest Crime Rates, with 88.07 law-abiding acts per hour.