The Kingdom of Womble 850 is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 10.059 billion Womble 850ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Environment are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.5%.

The strong Womble 850ian economy, worth 328 trillion pounds a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 32,625 pounds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 210,276 per year while the poor average 2,045, a ratio of 102 to 1.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, military pilots spend more time scraping feathers off their engines than flying their aircraft, colonial subjects have Womble 850ian culture shoved down their throats, and the military will start wars with other nations on a lark. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Womble 850's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 850 is ranked 287,507^th in the world and 17,481^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 35.89 law-abiding acts per hour.