The Kingdom of Womble 3098 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 8.921 billion Womble 3098ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, although Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration are also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality are ignored. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The strong Womble 3098ian economy, worth 294 trillion baht a year, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Furniture Restoration, Trout Farming, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 32,976 baht, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 212,533 per year while the poor average 2,067, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 3098's national animal is the kiwi, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Womble 3098 is ranked 271,594^th in the world and 4,861^st in Chicken overlords for Lowest Crime Rates, with 38.58 law-abiding acts per hour.