The Kingdom of Womble 1671 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.334 billion Womble 1671ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Education also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality receive no funds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.7%.

The strong Womble 1671ian economy, worth 396 trillion dollars a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is fairly diversified and led by the Furniture Restoration industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Information Technology, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 42,502 dollars, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 273,933 per year while the poor average 2,664, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 1671's national animal is the crocodile, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 1671 is ranked 212,298^th in the world and 13,197^th in Chicken overlords for Most Beautiful Environments, with 453.15 pounds of wildlife per square mile.