The Republic of Wolverinia is a massive, orderly nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.184 billion Wolverinians are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The relatively small, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Welfare, and Education. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.0%.

The strong Wolverinian economy, worth 81.7 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Furniture Restoration, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 69,003 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, a large-scale revitalization of the education system is underway, and organ donation is compulsory. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolverinia's national animal is the wolverine, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolverinia is ranked 52,687^th in the world and 1^st in Alberta for Nicest Citizens, with 17.36 average smiles per day.