The United States of Wolfson is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and suspicion of poets. The hard-working population of 730 million Wolfsonians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 18.6%.

The Wolfsonian economy, worth 34.0 trillion morey mulas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 46,640 morey mulas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.4 times as much as the poorest.

Extreme hiring regulations mean a job in Wolfson is often a lifetime appointment, apples shaped like baguettes have become a strange new food fad, citizens pray for sunshine so that they can use illicit sundials for timekeeping, and there are increasing complaints that male AI assistants have aggressive voices. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfson's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolfson is ranked 127,114^th in the world and 7^th in 2526 for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 608.03 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.