The People's Republic of Wolfsmarken is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Premier with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical, cheerful, devout population of 2.288 billion Wolfsmarken are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Haupstadt. The average income tax rate is 95.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfsmarken economy, worth 432 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 188,826 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Under doctor's orders Premier is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment, people faint regularly as they get stuck with compulsory vaccinations, jabbing a baby's bottle at officials gets parents waved straight through immigration, and the military is recruiting war criminals to join its weapons research teams. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolfsmarken's national animal is the goose, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christian Socialism.

Wolfsmarken is ranked 13,095^th in the world and 8^th in The Empire of Walbard for Highest Average Incomes, with 188,826.17 Standard Monetary Units.