The Colony of Wolfpack33 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The democratic population of 2.529 billion Wolfpack33ians, 2.408 billion of whom are zombies, hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 17.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The large but inefficient Wolfpack33ian economy, worth 496 trillion Citas a year, is led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Automobile Manufacturing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 37,305 Citas, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Wolfpack33's national animal is the Vippertooth Dragon.

Wolfpack33 is ranked 114,599^th in the world and 1^st in Wolfpack for Nudest, with 153 cheeks per square mile.