The Magic Flute of Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Composser with a fair hand, and remarkable for its unlimited-speed roads, absence of drug laws, and spontaneously combusting cars. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 22.716 billion Wolfgang Amadeus Mozartians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vienna. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Wolfgang Amadeus Mozartian economy, worth a remarkable 3,797 trillion Operas a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 167,178 Operas, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 796,978 per year while the poor average 20,608, a ratio of 38.7 to 1.

Puppies given out free in marketing promotions are often tossed straight into the trash, the roar of the Niagara 3000 mega-loo can be heard several blocks away, cops in Vienna spend much of their time napping on a park bench next to Embassy Row, and no cul-de-sac or trailer park is complete without a gambling parlor. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart's national animal is the Symphony, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Agnostic Pantheism.

Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart is ranked 293,187^th in the world and 795^th in NationStates for Lowest Crime Rates, with 4.26 law-abiding acts per hour.