The Ghost Founder of Wolf Witch is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Wolf Witch with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 10.784 billion Wolf Witchians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Halloween. The average income tax rate is 26.0%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Wolf Witchian economy, worth 919 trillion golds a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 85,299 golds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Undergrads find their professors' mushroom experiments less psychedelic than expected, EpiPen sales have skyrocketed, fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters. Crime is totally unknown. Wolf Witch's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Violetism.

Wolf Witch is ranked 86,726^th in the world and 1^st in Ghost for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector, scoring 2,397.28 on the Pepperoni Propulsion Productivity Index.