The Republic of Wolf States is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Alpha Wolf with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television and rampant corporate plagiarism. The devout population of 2.38 billion Wolf Statesians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wolf City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 39.2%.

The Wolf Statesian economy, worth 95.0 trillion wolfmarks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Pizza Delivery, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 39,930 wolfmarks, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

The economy is green and the air is black, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and fire and brimstone sermons are accompanied by napalm and fragmentation bombs. Crime is relatively low, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf States's national animal is the wolf, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Wolf order.

Wolf States is ranked 91,760^th in the world and 1^st in Wolf for Most Eco-Friendly Governments, scoring 1,039.27 on the Dolphin Recycling Awareness Index.