The Principality of Wolf Alice is a colossal, safe nation, renowned for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 4.318 billion Wolf Aliceans are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Defense. The average income tax rate is 58.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Wolf Alicean economy, worth 214 trillion guilders a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 49,575 guilders, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Renewable energy projects have ground to a halt, roadside walls are being built and mother nature is paying for it, passive-aggressive congratulations cards inform mums-to-be that their pregnancy is their greatest achievement in life, and military advisors frequently remind San Vitenzan farmers that they have to pull the pin on a grenade before throwing it. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Wolf Alice's national animal is the swan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Wolf Alice is ranked 166,607^th in the world and 35^th in Playlist for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector, scoring 2,861.53 on the Charon Conveyancy Index.